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This is Red Oval Classic Lager. It’s from Trade Joe’s and legitimately only costs $3.99 for a 6-pack. Now, the snobs over at Beer Advocate only gave this delicious nectar of love a C-. I’m not sure they are taking into consideration two important things this beer brings to the table:

1. The unbelievably attainable cost.
2. The fact that this is totally the beer that they used to stock the fridge of the Roseanne Show set. Can’t you imagine Dan Conner coming home from a tough day of whatever it was he did, and crack this delicious can open just as he cracked a joke about how he was going to get freaky with Rosanne in bed tonight?

I bought this beer solely based on point #2. And dammit, I am proud of that.

….remember how goth DJ became near the end of the series…? I gotta stop drinking this stuff.